dejawrentendu
wren. vox/bass of sea change, eco enthusiast, do you trust me? (~lorden@ij.com)
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October 2014
31 October 2014
Cold break, @amiamioxenfree
31 October 2014
NO, THIS IS @hollygoshgolly
31 October 2014
Good morning, Haystack Rock.
29 October 2014
Happiness only real when...
27 October 2014
Dozer, as in bull.
24 October 2014
@hollygoshgolly Fruit of the Womb
18 October 2014
Homeward bound.
17 October 2014
Practice makes perfect.
17 October 2014
Seattle exploration before Neumos.
15 October 2014
el capichan
12 October 2014
A little light reading.
08 October 2014
Statistically speaking.
07 October 2014
Thanks Mom. #shecares
04 October 2014
How could u b so @hartless?
02 October 2014
Room with a View
dejawrentendu 1 day ago
NO, THIS IS @hollygoshgolly
Don't act suspicious now, but hiding spots? Where can we lose this camera crew?
Woods, maybe? I'll pick up Rose and we can make a break for it the second we hit the beach, like we talked about, disappear for a bit in Hug Point. But you know what happens if they find us, right?
What happens?
They edit in a panoramic shot and some slurping sounds in post-production.
Slurping sounds? Like we were making out in the woods with my 2 year old in tow?
Or worse. Sometimes they close-caption them to point them out.
Let them. I'd love a chance to point how ridiculous that is and make the fans question the 'reality' of the reality show. I'll even tell the producers myself, threaten them like a bad yelp review.
We got a bad ass over here!
It's just silly! But come on. Let's lose them in the woods.
You're so enthusiastic, it's almost like you want to make out with me with your 2 year old in tow.
Oh shush.
#starfishsounds
Do starfish make sounds?
...is this the Krusty Krab?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK.
dejawrentendu 2 weeks ago
Back to fuckable hair. #abouttime
I'm taking this comment out of context and it's delightful.
You're delightful out of context.
I'm delightful in all contexts*
Uh huh.
You agree with me, you just don't know it yet.
I haven't experienced you in enough contexts to make an educated decision.
How many more contexts do you need?
Two or three, maybe.
This sounds extremely picky.
I can't get enough of you.
So you admit I'm delightful.
Within the contexts I've experienced, you're delightful. Are you frustrated yet?
I'm too delightful to be frustrated. Also, too used to you to be surprised.
I don't want you to get used to me. Time to change it up.
Yes, please. Go back to blond.
I don't think my hair has anything to do with it.
Go back to blond anyway.
What'll you give me for it?
My undying adoration.
But I already have that.
Aw, that's cute that you think so.
dejawrentendu 1 month ago
Room with a View
They’re easy enough to ignore at first. Wren is careful not to look directly at them, those big black eyes that find him in every room, pupils flashing with pinpricks of red light, warning that someone’s always watching. He tries not to think about them, the someones, the loyal viewership that steadily increases with each episode. He tries not to wonder about the type of person who would find him interesting, tries desperately to continue on as if his life hasn’t been interrupted by the sudden intrusion of a camera crew following him through every step of a long weekend.
Still, he knows they’re there, knows that even as he wastes another night battling his blankets, his struggles are being documented in the ghoulish glow of night vision, the details blurring but the story unchanged.
